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moodbig:

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handern:

what I really like about Pratchett’s work among all the other things, is that he basically opens all his books with exposure and “here is an immuable, very eternal law upon which the world is built” and then he spends the rest of the book trampling on that law

“it is impossible for a woman to be a wizard, so we’re going to follow this wizard girl’s journey”

“dragons are gone forever and dormant, here be no dragons. say hi to this one lady dragon tho”

“nobody can resist elves. that’s why Magrat is going to deck their queen in the face”

“everyone knows women can’t fight”

“everyone knows golems don’t have souls. they all have names and personalities and-”

“all dwarves are men. then they were introduced to gender”

“Death is eternal and unchanging. Let’s see what happens when he goes through all major human development stages in reverse starting with his retirement”

All in all “here’s this thing everyone knows is true, here’s why it’s bullshit, here’s how untrue it is, and here’s how nobody is going to learn a lesson from being shown that this law of nature is bullshit. We all know people never learn right. or do they”

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horrorlesbians:

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

Very hot of her

@youlovelylilshit one day 😎

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oysters-aint-for-me:

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

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troutlawyer:

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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maxknightley:

everythingfox:

Baby chameleons help eliminate fruit flies

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this is a cute video but I cannot emphasize enough that only one of them is helping. the goofball climbing the electrical cable deserves no credit

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nessa007:

#the original wednesday addams dance move
The Addams Family (1964 - 1966)
Wednesday (2022- )

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njosnavelyn:

@oscar-wilde-was-right​ this how I’m tryin be, where you at?

Ready at any moment @youlovelylilshit 🫡

viraltok:

Tiny animal, big mouth 😂 Meet Dinky. @chipmunksoftiktok

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